Just for Laffs

”Dadiji ke shareer mein baba aye (Baba came in Dadiji’s body).”

Bid or Buy

This is the terrace swimming pool at the hotel Bristol, Gurgaon. A 2-month membership costs INR 7300 including taxes. It so happens that I own one such membership that is one week old with seven to go. Due to certain reasons, I will not be able to use the pool starting Friday the 15th and wish to transfer the aforementioned to the highest bidder.

Some things you may want to know:

• More photos (to be uploaded)
  
• Pool depth - 4 feet to 7 feet
• Timings - 0700 to 2100 hrs
  
• Lockers, changing rooms, showers available
• Fresh towels provided
• Instructor present at times
• Located in close proximity to a bar, a cafe, a restaurant and a pastry shop
  
• Water clean at most times ;)
  
• Eye-candy are there, lotsa pesky little rich kids too are there
  

The more important stuff:

• Bidding closes at 1500 hrs Saturday the 16th
  
• Reserve price - Rs.4000
• Membership receipt may be collected from a DLF-Phase 1 address (to be notified)
  
• Pay by cash only
• Bidding using comments, queries too welcome

Let the bidding begin!

Small-print:

• Membership officially non-tranferable but I have the management's kind consent to transfer mine!
  

p.s.: How many bucks that this won't work?!

Strike Me a Pose

Hola people. This is the first time I paid someone to pose for this blog! I guess I paid below market rates and the action was mildly exploitative (using almost-street kids for grabbing eye-balls). Hmmn, but what to do, I just did it.

Avast!

You don't have anything better to do, Mate?